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Little Miss Momma: Heel Skin and an Eye Ball {true story}

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Heel Skin and an Eye Ball {true story}

Today I received a looooong overdo pedicure.

As in 5 months overdo.

It had pretty much gotten to the point that it was either get a pedicure,
or else move up a shoe size to make room for my new claws

{because I don't usually take the time to clip my own nails--sadI know}.


And everything was glorious as usual about the whole pedicure foot bath experience...

That is until the guy giving me my pedi started to use that giant chain saw looking machine to scrape the 3 pounds of dead skin off my heels...

and a large chunk of heel skin flew from my foot directly into his eye.

and he nearly vomited with disgust as he ran to the sink to rinse out his eye ball.

and I was mortified,

especially since I spent the rest of the pedicure staring at his blood shot and swollen eye ball.

But at least I left 3 pounds lighter.

true story.
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Sidenote:

Baby W asked if you could send someone over here to change his diaper.
His Momma is slackin.

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36 Comments:

At November 24, 2010 at 11:00 PM , Blogger Heidi said...

Okay I sooo don't even know you but you seriously crack me up every.single.day! Thanks for keeping it real! The diaper is hilarious because my 2 year olds looks like that more than I want to admit! If she hasn't pooped, I forget to change her! When Huggies size 3 says 16-22 pounds...they aint kidding!! It can really hold that much liquid!! =)

 
At November 24, 2010 at 11:06 PM , Blogger Kendall said...

Oh my gosh! LOL! That's too funny, embarassing but funny. It's one of those stories you'll tell forever. Your toes look pretty and the pampering was probably wonderful! I wish we had a spa or nail place where I live! Hope you have a good Turkey day!!

 
At November 24, 2010 at 11:13 PM , Blogger This Young Mama said...

Oh geez! I cracked up the second I read "he nearly vomited with disgust". One time, I was clipping my kiddos nails and one of them flew into my eye, I basically threw my poor kid down and started freaking out lol.

 
At November 24, 2010 at 11:20 PM , Blogger Tami of the Twin Factory said...

That pedicure story is truly awesome! Hope you threw in an extra buck tip... even though it was most certainly not your fault at all.

PS -- I'll trade you kids. I think my daughter might be able to load up a diaper a tad more. but my only a smidge. maybe.

 
At November 24, 2010 at 11:25 PM , Blogger Sarah@AlpinePoppy said...

Ha ha ha ha, you are so funny! I have to admit something....I have never had a pedicure, ever. I am WAY too self conscious about my feet. I too have awful, dry, yucky skin on my heels and I can't imagine having some person handle them.
Typing this out makes me feel foolish, but in just thought in would share ;)
Happy thanksgiving!

 
At November 24, 2010 at 11:28 PM , Blogger Justine said...

You are SOO funny!

Just Better Together

 
At November 24, 2010 at 11:42 PM , Blogger Kara said...

LMAO!!!

 
At November 24, 2010 at 11:57 PM , Blogger Anestazia said...

Oh goodness! I think that's the funniest thing I've heard/read all day! I'm so jealous though... I have to give myself my own pedicures. *tear*

http://yourworkistodiscoveryourworld.blogspot.com/

 
At November 25, 2010 at 12:11 AM , Blogger Free Pretty Things For You said...

LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omgosh LOL!!

i bet he got a good tip though :)
lol

i am NOT EVEN going to tell you how long its been since my last pedi......


you want me to tell you??

it will make you feel better???

ohh ok !


2 years!!!

yes you heard right!
so now after reading your story i am going to tell the next person who works on my twinkle toes to wear safety goggles!! :D

ps
thank you for responding to my last comment lol
totally feel better now ;)

 
At November 25, 2010 at 12:54 AM , Blogger Lea the Lion said...

LOL! That is hilarious!!!

 
At November 25, 2010 at 6:01 AM , Blogger Jenni said...

OMGGGGGG! That is hilarious and disgusting all in one!

...still giggling and probably will be all day!

 
At November 25, 2010 at 6:29 AM , Blogger Mrs. B said...

You have NO idea who I am, but you're a friend in my head from the wonderfully truthful and often funny things you blog about. I almost NEVER leave comments, but that diaper shot made me feel like maybe I'm not the worst mama... I've got two little boys and their diapers often look like that and my mom caught me slackin' one day and made me feel embarrassed for it... I really and very truly thought I was the only one... thanks for reminding me that behind closed doors we are all the same!

 
At November 25, 2010 at 8:20 AM , Blogger Birdie3008 said...

Oh. My. Goodness!!!!! And I thought it was embarrassing when I stopped in to have a pedicure and realized once I she started that I hadn't shaved my legs in about 4 days!!! I am of Italian descent . . . you do the math!

 
At November 25, 2010 at 10:00 AM , Blogger elise said...

Oh my goodness, could you be any funnier?!

 
At November 25, 2010 at 12:20 PM , Blogger scarletpoppe said...

Your pedicure story made me laugh out loud! Too funny. Happy Thanksgiving!

 
At November 25, 2010 at 12:38 PM , Blogger billiemonster said...

bwahahahahahahah...ahahhaahahhaahahahahahahahah!!! omg soooo hilarious! of course I would have been mortified if that happened to me as well! On the plus side, your feet look gorgeous! hehe

~ www.biliemonster.com ~

 
At November 25, 2010 at 7:37 PM , Blogger She Ra Princess of Milk said...

OH WOW!!!! That just made me laugh out loud so much so that my husband just came to check what was up!!! lol!!!! Anyway we had an hilarious poop/diaper realted incident and you just gave me the confidence to go post it.... so off I pop. But before I go I was just popping by to say happy Thanksgiving! Im thankful for your blog and sharing a little piece of your life this year! Thank you!

Nicki
http://beyondtheboob.blogspot.com/

 
At November 25, 2010 at 8:06 PM , Blogger jade said...

Best blog post EVER! Thank you for making my day!
Jade

 
At November 26, 2010 at 12:55 AM , Blogger Tasha said...

Yikes! My little one totally gets to that point every so often! SOO glad I'm not the only one that forgets!

 
At November 26, 2010 at 1:35 PM , Blogger t & e said...

i love that pic of lil w. he is sooooooooo handsome. your nails look adorable and i can just imagine what you were thinking while he was throwing up with disgust. i told trent and he laughed for a long time!

 
At November 26, 2010 at 10:30 PM , Blogger StrungByColor said...

hahah - that last diaper picture sealed the deal. Love. It.

Happy T-Day, lady! :)

www.strungbycolor.blogspot.com

 
At November 27, 2010 at 1:11 PM , Blogger Life in Rehab said...

I'm chuckling madly at this even though I've never had a pedicure!

 
At November 28, 2010 at 7:22 PM , Blogger Logan and Sydney said...

And this is why I read your blog! You are totally a friend in my head! Keep blogging about all the crazy real stuff that happens, we all need a little more laughter in our lives!

 
At November 29, 2010 at 8:41 AM , Blogger Amanda Joy said...

This was beyond royally awesome... Thanks!

 
At November 29, 2010 at 10:45 AM , Blogger Mission: Life, Objective: Live. said...

I seriously just LOL'd at work!! And EVERYBODY is staring at me now!! AWKWARD! That is probably the funniest thing I have ever heard! You seriously crack me up! I love it!! :))

 
At November 30, 2010 at 7:24 AM , Blogger Ashley said...

Oh goodness sakes, I just had the whole office come to see if I was okay after I just about died laughing at your post. LOVE the pedicure story and the soggy bottom.

 
At November 30, 2010 at 10:27 AM , Blogger Lexie Loo & Dylan Too said...

Oh my goodness, worst pedicure story ever! I don't know how you kept a straight face, though. I mean, it is kind of funny! ;)
Baby W is so cute, saggy pants and all!

 
At February 19, 2011 at 4:23 PM , Anonymous Amanda said...

Waaayyy to funny! I am also way overdo for a pedi.
Thanks for the laugh!

 
At February 20, 2011 at 10:52 PM , Blogger angela said...

That diaper is HILARIOUS! He is too cute!

 
At February 22, 2011 at 9:09 PM , Blogger nichole said...

Love the color you picked! I'm 7 months prego and am in desperate need of a pedi as well, I can barely reach my tootsies now :-/ Baby W is as cute as ever!

 
At March 3, 2011 at 11:01 AM , Blogger Genevieve said...

hahaha! that is hysterical! definitely a memory! I remember when I got my first pedi, my feet are so ticklich that I nearly kicked the guy in the face! tee hee. this story totally made my day!

 
At March 29, 2011 at 12:26 PM , Blogger melissa said...

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't get freaked out by feet missles flying at my face? I'm sure if it was a growth like fungus I would freak but corns or heel skin....bring it.

And thankyouthankyouthankyou for showing me solid proof of the diaper because I honestly thought I was the only parent who did that.

 
At April 11, 2011 at 11:12 AM , Blogger The Balch Bunch said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 
At April 11, 2011 at 11:41 AM , Blogger courtney said...

Former life, before Evelyn's closest and blog, and kids, I was a mail tech. Definitely had a toe nail hit my eye once. Terrible. Gross. Relived it reading this. Vomited a little in my mouth.

 
At April 29, 2011 at 11:57 AM , Blogger TooManyHats said...

It is getting harder and harder to hide my laughter and my tears while reading your blog at work. I just started following you recently and am in absolute AWE. You are amazing!

 
At July 26, 2011 at 9:12 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just found your blog a few days ago and I love it!! You are absolutely adorable!! Love the story about the pedicure! Kind of gross but too funny! :)

 

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